Persona

Philander K

Philander K has never met a handicap he couldn't reposition. Top regional earner (the region is flexible), he believes every round is a relationship and every relationship deserves a few extra strokes. He'll tell you he "hardly plays," then let you pick up the drinks after he wins the net by six. His swing is smooth, his excuses are smoother, and his putter is on a lease he'd love to talk to you about. Ask him his number. He'll get back to you.