If you ain't cheat'n, you ain't try'n!
Golf satire, handicap science and questionable advice from Philander K and Yorkshire.
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Guides
Mastering the Art of Sandbagging: A Golfer's Guide to Tournament Domination
Philander K's seven-step method for looking worse than you are. Satire. Every step has a flaw, and the flaw is usually you.
Tells
Notes From the Help Desk: Ticket #1, The Man Who Gamed the System
Yorkshire logs a support ticket from a golfer who thinks the handicap system is a loophole. Nine Tells, part one: it's never a loophole.
Guides
In Defense of the Sandbagger
Philander K stands up for golf's most misunderstood figure. He makes the case so well that he accidentally proves the prosecution's point.
Pro shop
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Sandbagger cap
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Money-bag polo
$45
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Scorecard pencil set
$9
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Ball marker
$12
The Monday Ruling
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