Persona

Yorkshire

Yorkshire runs the help desk at a company he declines to name, which is fine, because nobody asks. He has closed more tickets than he has made pars, and treats both the same way: politely, with notes. His handicap is a dataset he maintains with care. He does not sandbag. He simply logs the rounds that are representative. When asked about his 2-iron, he will tell you it is a known issue. A fix is not scheduled. Please do not reply to this bio.